What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

Today my good friend Dennis asked me, "What are you going to do after graduation?" I've been getting this question more and more often as I am about to get my masters degree. The problem is I don't know what I'm going to do yet. I need to do many things before I am in a position to start looking for jobs. Below is a list of the things I need to do.

1. Grow a mustache
2. Start a blog
3. Talk to an old professor about where to look for jobs in the industry
4. Make a sweet website
5. Finish my thesis
6. Decide what I want to do with the rest of my life


The reason why I worry so much when Dennis asks me this question is because every once in awhile, Dennis is hilarious and I value his opinion. Most of the time he is pretty funny, but once in awhile he does something so funny, that normal people might not understand why it's funny. For example, he put a picture album on the internet called Dennis' Room: The Ride and it's just different pictures of his room. The funny part comes when the last picture has this written on the wall.

What's so funny about this is Dennis pretended like he was going to kill himself before at a middle school party. He ran into the bathroom and started banging his wrists on the bathroom counter. Like that would work!

In closing, I would just like to say, Dennis quit asking me about my life or I will write embarrassing stories about you in middle school on my blog.